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Full-funnel growth audit

We audit your Meta ads, Google Ads, product pages and email flows. For just $99 $49.

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Find nothing worth fixing? Refunded in full.
$4.7MRevenue driven for clients
-60%CPA in just two weeks
4xRevenue in under 3 months
7+ yrsWorking with US brands
Why nothing adds up

The leak is rarely where you are looking.

Ads Manager shows you what happened, never why. Your product page, your offer and your email flows sit outside it completely.

ROAS swings between 4x and 1.8x with nothing changed on your side.

You raised the budget and performance got worse instead of better.

Meta reports more purchases than Shopify actually recorded.

Traffic is up month over month but revenue is flat.

The monthly report looks fine and the bank account disagrees.

Email is running but you could not say what it earns you.

Recognise two of these and there is something specific to find. That is the whole job.
What $99 $49 gets you

One audit that looks at the full funnel.

Know what to scale.
And what to fix first.

See how your ads, pages and retention work together—and where they don't. We connect the numbers to the customer journey, back every finding with evidence, and turn it into clear next steps for your business.

Meta AdsCreative & spend
Google AdsSearch & shopping
Website & PDPClicks to customers
Email & SMSRepeat purchases
All of it, one time $99 $49 Not a subscription. Not a deposit.
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Reviewed by the founders, with time set aside for your walkthrough.

And every one of these comes with it

The written teardown

Every finding documented with the evidence behind it. Hand it to your team, your developer or your next agency.

Yours to keep

A live walkthrough

Forty-five to sixty minutes with the person who built it. We open the accounts on the call and you ask anything.

On Zoom

A ranked fix list

Ordered by what it is worth to you, not by what is easy for us. Start at the top and work down.

Yours to keep

The full recording

The whole call, sent over the same day, so the two people who could not make it can still watch it.

Yours to keep

Your $99 $49 back, twice over

Refunded in full if we find nothing worth fixing. Credited to month one if you decide to work with us inside 30 days.

Both ways
Where we look

Here is what usually turns out to be broken.

Most audits stop at the ad account because it is the easiest thing to screenshot. The expensive problems tend to sit one step further down, where nobody is looking.

Meta Ads

Where the budget actually goes, and whether the account is competing with itself.

  • Account structure, and campaigns bidding against each other
  • Spend concentration by angle, hook and format
  • Creative fatigue and audience saturation, told apart properly
  • Pixel, CAPI and event quality, and whether Meta and Shopify agree

Google Ads

Everything you are paying for that you never meant to buy.

  • Search terms and match types, and the spend going nowhere
  • Brand versus non-brand split, and traffic you already had
  • Shopping feed quality, titles and disapprovals
  • Overlap between Search, Shopping and Performance Max

Website & PDP

The half of the funnel your ad account cannot see.

  • Ad click to checkout, step by step, with the drop-off at each one
  • Product page offer clarity, proof and objection handling
  • Message match between the ad that got the click and the page that received it
  • Mobile layout and load time on paid traffic specifically

Email & SMS

Revenue you already paid to acquire and never went back for.

  • Which flows are live, which are broken, which were never built
  • Welcome, cart, browse, post-purchase and winback, one by one
  • What share of revenue email earns today and where it should sit
  • Segmentation, list health and sending frequency
Proof

What happens when the right fixes go live.

The audit tells you what is wrong. This is a recent client account a few weeks after we started fixing it.

Meta Ads Manager showing cost per purchase falling from $47.23 to $18.90
$47.23Before
→
$18.90After
-59.98%

Cost per purchase across the account, two weeks apart, on the same ad budget. The same engagement also reached a 7.6% site conversion rate and added 23% more revenue once email was rebuilt as a channel. Results vary by account.

Straight from the client Slack Client message: this sounds great, what an amazing update Client message: another strong morning of orders

"We thought traffic was the issue, but the website was leaking leads. Once Yonko rebuilt the journey, site visits and enquiry quality finally started moving in the right direction."

Amogh Gowda
Founder, Mogg's Estates
★★★★★
Fit check

We would rather turn you away now.

Taking $99 $49 for an audit that cannot tell you anything useful is a bad trade for both of us.

Book it if

  • You are spending $5,000+ a month on Meta, Google or both
  • You sell a physical product people already want
  • You can give view-only access to the ad accounts, the store and email
  • You plan to change something in the next 60 days
  • You want a straight answer more than a comfortable one

Skip it if

  • You are under $5,000 a month, where the data is too thin to read
  • You are still working out whether people want the product
  • You cannot share margins, AOV or conversion data
  • You want someone to run ads without diagnosing anything first
  • You just want a number to beat your current agency down with
Who builds it

No AI slop. Two people who have actually run these accounts.

100% human, 0% generated

Your audit is led by Akshay and Mahipal—the people who run paid campaigns, build conversion-focused websites, and work on retention. You get recommendations grounded in your account data and their hands-on experience, not a generic AI report.

Akshay Shirsagar

Akshay Shirsagar

Paid media

Six years in performance marketing with US agencies and hospitality brands. Has managed $20K+ monthly ad spend and delivered 11x blended ROAS on a client account.

Mahipal Chharang

Mahipal Chharang

Conversion and retention

Seven years across hospitality and consumer brands, working on content, UX, websites and growth. Former Content Head at The Hosteller.

Some brands do hire us afterwards. Most do not, and that is fine. The audit is a finished piece of work either way, and nothing gets held back to manufacture a reason for a second call.

If we think the fix is something you can handle in-house, or that another team is better suited to it, we say so on the call.

You get the $99 $49 back in full. No form, no argument. On an account spending $5K+ a month across Meta, Google, a storefront and an email platform there is almost always something worth fixing, but if yours is the exception you should not be paying us to tell you that.

View-only on Meta Ads and Google Ads through your Business Manager and Google account, plus read access to Shopify and whichever email platform you use.

We change nothing. You can revoke all of it the moment the walkthrough ends.

That is your call. Plenty of brands run this as an independent second opinion and share the findings with their agency afterwards.

How an agency reacts to an outside read of the account usually tells you something on its own.

After payment, book a discovery call so we can understand your business and goals. Your written teardown arrives within three business days of getting view-only access. We then schedule the detailed walkthrough around your availability, and send the recording the same day as that call.

All of it. The teardown, the ranked fix list and the recording are yours to keep, share internally or hand to another agency.

Not yet. Below that there is rarely enough data to separate a real problem from ordinary variance, and you would be paying for guesses. Come back once you are consistently above it.

Free audits run on whatever is publicly visible, which usually means your ad library and your homepage, then estimate the rest.

This one connects to your live accounts and looks at real spend, real conversion data and the flows you actually have running.

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